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Now That's What I Call a Bad Idea: Volume 1

This is the first in a series of lists. Enjoy.

  • Trying to catch scissors in your mouth

  • Gluing your lips together

  • Sending threatening messages to the president

  • Pearl Harbor II: Onward to Korea!

  • Frosted Flakes: now with free ninja kit, complete with two throwing stars

  • Telling your wife what you really think of her mother

  • Cybernetic ass implants with auto-jiggle

  • Breaking up with someone by changing your MySpace relationship status (true story!)

  • Revolving toothbrush holder

  • Midget/Elephantitis porn

  • Nuclear go-cart

  • Gold-miner's milk: now with potassium cyanide

  • Keep out Old Man Winter with an Old Navy Asbestos pullover!
  • Pearl Harbor III: Peace in the Middle East

Posted by Kirk on January 2, 2006 10:37 PM |

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